Earthlings Overlook Earth Day
Local man cuts down trees to make a landfill for used plastics for Earth Day Springfield, MO – Most people overlooked the Earth Day celebration in the Ozarks however many took specific actions to...
View ArticleSuccess of Hearing Museum on C-Street Spawns New Sensory Museums
6th sense museum inspired by hearing museum Springfield, MO – Tucked away on E. Commercial Street for years, the History of Hearing Museum has been a go to place for aural enthusiasts, from those with...
View ArticleNuns Hospitalized for Heat Exhaustion at Non-Bikini Car Wash
Nuns screaming with heat-stroke Springfield, MO- Three nuns were hospitalized yesterday when an ill-planned fundraiser went totally awry. The nuns where brought in for heat exhaustion after washing...
View ArticleGreene County Health Inspectors Saves Day Again
Glove heroics Springfield, MO- Citizens of the busy metropolis know has Springfield can once again breath easy thanks to the vigilance of Health Inspectors. The group of heroes has been thwarting...
View ArticleKaleidoscope Offers Mercy Discounts
Mercy docs before and after Springfield, MO – Local curious shop, piercing and tattoo studio, Kaleidoscope, announced plans to offer Mercy Hospital patients up to half off any product or service in the...
View ArticleShades of Grey’s Anatomy: Skaggs Takes Cox
Because Cox is such a better name Branson, MO – In a predetermined course of events, Skaggs will take Cox even deeper. Cox entered Skaggs this past summer giving birth to a new family member in...
View ArticleDowntown Proselytizers Give In to Sin
Sign guys take to sinnin’ Springfield (MO) — The infamous proselytizers, who typically protest sin on the corner of Walnut Street and South Avenue, finally gave in. The gentlemen, who had spent every...
View ArticleArk of Healthcare Found at Mercy!
Prof. Illinois oversees Ark dig at Mercy Springfield, MO – Professor Illinois Jones made a significant historical find this week by discovering the Ark of Healthcare, a biblical relic that was long...
View ArticleSperm Donations Boxes Now Available
Donors love ‘dick-in-a-box’ convenience Springfield, MO – Local donation boxes have recently appeared around the Ozarks with a different type of gift in mind, the gift of life. Sperm donations are...
View ArticleNixa’s Non-chlorinated Water Totally Safe, Sudden Outbreak of Super...
Super Nixa Man becoming embarrassing Nixa, MO- A new study shows that Nixa’s drinking water is totally safe even without any disinfections to purify the water. The 75,000 dollar study shows that even...
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