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Earthlings Overlook Earth Day

Local man cuts down trees to make a landfill for used plastics for Earth Day Springfield, MO – Most people overlooked the Earth Day celebration in the Ozarks however many took specific actions to...

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Success of Hearing Museum on C-Street Spawns New Sensory Museums

6th sense museum inspired by hearing museum Springfield, MO – Tucked away on E. Commercial Street for years, the History of Hearing Museum has been a go to place for aural enthusiasts, from those with...

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Nuns Hospitalized for Heat Exhaustion at Non-Bikini Car Wash

Nuns screaming with heat-stroke Springfield, MO- Three nuns were hospitalized yesterday when an ill-planned fundraiser went totally awry. The nuns where brought in for heat exhaustion after washing...

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Greene County Health Inspectors Saves Day Again

Glove heroics Springfield, MO- Citizens of the busy metropolis know has Springfield can once again breath easy thanks to the vigilance of Health Inspectors. The group of heroes has been thwarting...

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Kaleidoscope Offers Mercy Discounts

Mercy docs before and after Springfield, MO – Local curious shop, piercing and tattoo studio, Kaleidoscope, announced plans to offer Mercy Hospital patients up to half off any product or service in the...

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Shades of Grey’s Anatomy: Skaggs Takes Cox

Because Cox is such a better name Branson, MO – In a predetermined course of events, Skaggs will take Cox even deeper. Cox entered Skaggs this past summer giving birth to a new family member in...

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Downtown Proselytizers Give In to Sin

Sign guys take to sinnin’ Springfield (MO) — The infamous proselytizers, who typically protest sin on the corner of Walnut Street and South Avenue, finally gave in. The gentlemen, who had spent every...

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Ark of Healthcare Found at Mercy!

Prof. Illinois oversees Ark dig at Mercy Springfield, MO – Professor Illinois Jones made a significant historical find this week by discovering the Ark of Healthcare, a biblical relic that was long...

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Sperm Donations Boxes Now Available

Donors love ‘dick-in-a-box’ convenience Springfield, MO – Local donation boxes have recently appeared around the Ozarks with a different type of gift in mind, the gift of life. Sperm donations are...

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Nixa’s Non-chlorinated Water Totally Safe, Sudden Outbreak of Super...

Super Nixa Man becoming embarrassing Nixa, MO- A new study shows that Nixa’s drinking water is totally safe even without any disinfections to purify the water. The 75,000 dollar study shows that even...

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